George Bush, John Ash croft, and Kathrine Harris g
George W. Bush, John Ash croft, and Kathrine Harris go fishing on the lake by
George W.'s ranch. While speeding across the lake they hit a tree trunk, which
cracks a hole in the bottom of the boat. The boat starts to sink so they look
for life preservers and find only one. George W. Bush says: "I'm the President
selected by the Supreme Court. The people need me to protect the nation from the
new world order and the growth of the new economy and computers and such." John
Ash croft says: "I'm the Attorney General and as the nations' chief law
enforcement officer I must live so that there will be no fear or panic in the
streets, if you two shall die. And besides I have to outlaw abortion,
affirmative action, campaign finance reform, environmental protection, and same
sex marriages to save the moral fiber of this country." Finally, Kathryn Harris
says: "I'm the Florida Secretary of State and the state Republican Chairwoman,
and I must survive so that I can deliver the votes needed by all the Republican
officials throughout the state, and disenfranchise those minorities who vote for
Democrats, so that Republicans may continue to be elected even though more
people vote for Democrats." And the three of them all agree that each has very
good and moral arguments for the life preserver, so that they decide the only
fair way to decide is by a vote. They cut up three squares of paper and vote by
secret ballot. Then they open the ballots to tally them. The first ballot says
"George W. Bush - one vote," the second ballot says "John Ash croft - one vote",
and the third ballot says "Kathryn Harris - 37 votes."
(George, Bush, John, Croft, Harris, Lake, Ranch, While, Across, They, Tree, Trunk, Which, Hole, Bottom, Boat, Sink, Look, Life, Find, Only, President, Supreme, Court, People, Need, Protect, Nation, From, World, Order, Growth, Economy, Such, Attorney, General, Chief, Must, Live, That)
George W. Bush, at Crawford
"My administration has been calling upon all the leaders in the - in the
Middle East to do everything they can to stop the violence, to tell the
different parties involved that peace will never happen." -George W. Bush,
Crawford, Texas, Aug, 13, 2001
(Been, Upon, Middle, East, Everything, They, Stop, Tell, Different, That, Peace, Will, Never, Happen, George, Bush, Crawford, Texas)
Osama bin Laden's sons
It was reported that two of Osama bin Laden's sons were apprehended in
Afghanistan, but President Bush is not gloating, he said he knows how
embarrassing it is when your kids get arrested.
(That, Laden, Were, Afghanistan, President, Bush, Said, When, Your)
George W. Bush and Canadian Prime Minister Jean Ch
"Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican." -George W. Bush, declining
to take reporters' questions during a photo op with Canadian Prime Minister Jean
Chretien, April 21, 2001
(Neither, French, English, Mexican, George, Bush, Take, During, Photo, With, Canadian, Prime, Jean, April)
Suicide bombings
"The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them." -George W.
Bush, Albuquerque, N.M., Aug. 15, 2001
(Suicide, Have, There, Many, Them, George, Bush, Albuquerque)
Bush is a Puppet?
President George W. Bush was getting angry about the public opinion of his ability to govern, so he arranged a press conference to let the American public know what was on his mind.
He started strongly, "The American People must know that I am wholly fit, capable, and prepared to serve this nation as commander-in-chief. And I say to those people who believe that I don't have a mind of my own..." Bush said and froze. He looked over at Cheney and whispered, "Dick, what do I say to them again...?"
(President, George, Bush, Getting, Angry, About, Public, Opinion, Govern, Press, Conference, American, Know, What, Mind, People, Must, That, Wholly, Serve, This, Nation, Chief, Those, People, Believe, Have, Said, Froze, Over, Cheney, Dick, Them, Again)
Bush Visits a Nursing Home
President George W. Bush decides it is time to do some public relations at a
local Washington DC nursing home.
The President begins his "tour" down the main hallway and passes by a little
old man who doesn't seem to notice him.
Sensing this, President Bush backtracks to the resident and asks, "Do you know
who I am?"
The little old man looks up from his walker and says, "No, but if you go to
the front desk, they will tell you your name."
(President, George, Bush, Time, Some, Public, Local, Washington, Home, Tour, Down, Main, Hallway, Little, Seem, Notice, This, Resident, Know, From, Front, Desk, They, Will, Tell, Your, Name)
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