Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor that when I came to your house and asked, “where's the bathroom?” your Mama said, “fifth bucket to the right.”
(Your, Family, Poor, That, When, Came, Your, House, Where, Bathroom, Said, Fifth, Bucket, Right)
Jane's Addiction
Q: What's the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A: A drug dealer can't clean his crack and re-sell it!
(What, Between, Drug, Clean, Crack, Sell)
Plastic Surgery
Hey, if I pay for the plastic surgery will you do it?
(Plastic, Surgery, Will)
Yo Daddy
Yo daddy is like a mounds bar - he's got no nuts.
(Daddy, Like)
The Stick
"Did you ever find the guy?" "What guy?" "The guy who beat you with the
ugly stick!"
(Find, What, Beat, With, Ugly, Stick)
You're so stupid... light
You're so stupid that you have to turn on the light to see if it's dark.
(Stupid, That, Have, Turn, Light, Dark)
Who dun it?
You know you're a redneck if your dog farts and you take the credit.
(Know, Redneck, Your, Take, Credit)
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