You're a redneck ... you think a Volvo
You're a redneck if.... You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
(Redneck, Think, Volvo, Part, Woman, Anatomy)
Christmas
If your daddy buys your christmas gifts at a gumball machine, you might be a redneck!
(Your, Daddy, Christmas, Machine, Might, Redneck)
You might be a redneck if... girlfriend
You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
(Spray, Your, Name)
Youre a redneck if you have to climb...
You're a redneck if you have to climb to the top of a water tower with a can
of spray paint to protect your sister's honer.
(Redneck, Have, Climb, Water, Tower, With, Spray, Paint, Protect, Your, Sister)
You might be a redneck if....
Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, 'Gentlemen, start
your engines'
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels
You take a six-pack cooler to church.
You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas
it has in it.
You have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.
One of your kids was born on a pool table.
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
(Your, Junior, Senior, Prom, Think, Last, Star, Gentlemen, Start, Your, Match, Bathroom, House, Right, Take, Pack, Church, Toothpick, Wedding, Bluebook, Value, Truck, Goes, Down, Much, Have, Something, Fridge, Born, Pool, Table, School, Because, Both, Same, Grade)
You Might Be A Redneck If...Toothpick
You might be a redneck if you had to remove your toothpick for the wedding pictures!
(Might, Redneck, Your, Toothpick, Wedding)
Rednecks' Teeth
Q: What do you get when you stick 32 rednecks in one room?
A: A full set of teeth
(What, When, Stick, Room, Full, Teeth)
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